braixen:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

it’s a shame jerry’s here because he emotionally abused someone and tried to get nudes from a minor

(via mr-sulu)

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(Source: snapchatting, via virtualjew)

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible, via trollonasan)

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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(via billybaecyrus)